lyrics
Heading down to Bromsgrove to bang our heads
metal so loud that it could wake the dead
but you'd never believe the sight I seen
It's only fucking august and they're doing Halloween
They did the Beer, .. beermageddon
Oh the Beer, beer beermageddon
it's the beer, beer beermageddon
beer, beer, beermageddon
So I thought I'd join in, because what could go wrong
then there was a drinking game, the rum was so strong
I fell in a heap, a blubbering mess
And you know what happened next? well I think you can guess
I did the Beer, .. beermageddon
yes the beer, beer, beermageddon
drank the beer, beer beermageddon
beer, beer, beermageddon
There were bodies lying everywhere, I think i got some sick in my hair
I just kept drinking, I didnt care, I got so drunk I shat in a chair
I must have passed out some time in the night,
woke up in the morning with a terrible fright
something must have happened while I was in bed,
I awoke with fucking Toto stuck in my head
It was the beer, .. beermageddon
evil beer, beer, beermageddon,
nasty beer, beer, beermagedon
beer, beer, beermageddon
the rest of beermageddon was spent utterly drunk
three whole days of heavy metal and punk
I danced and drank and spent time with my mates
August Bank Holiday, I'll save the dates
And go to beer, .. beermageddon
need the beer, beer beermageddon
yes the beer, beer beermageddon
Beer beer, beermageddon
Now it's monday morning, the weekends a blur,
So I wrote this little song with the help of Ricky Kerr
It serves as a warning to me and to you,
never go near a beermageddon portaloo
And do the beer, .. beermageddon
oh the beer, beer, beermageddon
beer, beer beermageddon
beer beer beermageddon
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beer, beer, beermageddon
beer, beer, beermageddon
beer, beer beermageddon
beer beer beermageddon
credits
released October 23, 2020
Jim Beerman
Ricky Kerr
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